LGBT Laughs: Archive

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Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →

r0bertbrowniejr: Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool. She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.” Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid...

Jan 26th

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Colleen: I'm gonna grab my gay earrings first.
Me: Can I call them that officially?
Colleen: Yes! And you can even make a tumblr post about it!

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Mac vs. PC

shitmystudentswrite: PC is a old gay, who wears traditional and formal. Mac is a young gay, who looks modern and informal. On the other side, Mac is lighter than PC, because the old gay is fatter than young gay. In conclusion, APPLE used this form of comparison to show the benefits of Mac.

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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ABC Cancels Sexist, Racist, Transphobic Show 'Work... →

Good.

Jan 22nd

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sleepygeek asked: Yesterday I was making pirogies for my mum, and there were two that wouldn't separate. We called them gay because they had the same type of filling. Seriously. I boiled them, poked them, pulled them, stirred them - these pirogies were fucking dedicated. They ended up in my mum's bowl, and she said 'I can't cut them apart. These gay pirogies are just so in love and so scared. It...

Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Watch

thedailywhat: So This Happened of the Day: Bravo’s Andy Cohen gets Ralph Fiennes to recite some Harry Potter slash fanfic involving a forbidden romance between the series protagonist and his archnemesis, who must not be named. [insider / marysure.]

Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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STOP FORCED STERILIZATION IN SWEDEN →

droppingthefbomb: If you are a transgender person in Sweden today looking to legally change your gender, in the 21st century you are still forced to undergo surgery that will render you permanently infertile and forever unable to have children. This barbaric practice of forced sterilizations has to stop! The majority of the Swedish parliament is in favor of modifying this law - but up until now...

Jan 16th

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A dermatologist was at work one day when three young ladies came in to his office for their annual check-ups. The first woman walked in and the dermatologist requested for her to remove her shirt. The patient appeared to have a rash on her chest in the same of the letter “P.” “Do you know how you got this?” the doctor asked. “Oh, well, I have a boyfriend who goes to...

Jan 16th

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Jan 15th

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Can we please discuss the clear fact

flapperorslapper: that whenever David Tennant takes a photo with another dude, it instantly looks like they’re secretly in a relationship? I mean… Awkward first date Better second one A night after their third Official engagement photos “You may now kiss the groom.” A tid bit angsty following their first fight as a married couple They made up! Clearly, he scored himself a...

Jan 15th

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