February 2012
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So in my Creative Writing class we got random words to make poems about. I got giraffe. I’m having a lot of trouble not making it about gay giraffe sex.
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“How can someone else’s marriage be against your religion? That’s...”
– [via FibonacciSequins]
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BREAKING: 9th Circuit Court Rules Prop 8... →
Nearly one and a half years since Federal District Court Judge Vaughn Walker declared Proposition 8 to be unconstitutional in the landmark Perry v. Brown case, the 9th US District Circuit Court of Appeals finally announced this morning that they will be upholding Judge Walker’s decision: PROPOSITION H8 IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
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Gay joke
My friend: Hey Kayla, how do you confuse a homosexual?
Me: No idea.
My friend: Seven.
Me: What? I don't get it.
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
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My friend:
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My friend:
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA
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Biology lessons
I was talking to my biology teacher about genes and DNA, and we started discussing whether or not people are born gay. In the middle of our conversation one girl from my class interrupted to say
“I don’t think people are born gay. Rachel from glee has two gay dads and she is straight!”
I couldn’t decide what was worse, that she had absolutely no grasp of how biology or...
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societyclippedthisangelswings asked: Thanks to this blog I almost wrote in my History lesson 'This could have been avoided if they had a sassy gay friend' -_-' I am just hoping that they can't make out what i put :P P.S. This blog is awesome!!
January 2012
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thewintersoldier:
pizzeriakamikaze:
if people say “no homo,” can I say “yes homo”?
#if people say ‘no homo’ can i punch their faces #and then say ‘yes homo’
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Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid...
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Colleen: I'm gonna grab my gay earrings first.
Me: Can I call them that officially?
Colleen: Yes! And you can even make a tumblr post about it!
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Mac vs. PC
shitmystudentswrite:
PC is a old gay, who wears traditional and formal. Mac is a young gay, who looks modern and informal. On the other side, Mac is lighter than PC, because the old gay is fatter than young gay. In conclusion, APPLE used this form of comparison to show the benefits of Mac.
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ABC Cancels Sexist, Racist, Transphobic Show 'Work... →
Good.
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sleepygeek asked: Yesterday I was making pirogies for my mum, and there were two that wouldn't separate. We called them gay because they had the same type of filling. Seriously. I boiled them, poked them, pulled them, stirred them - these pirogies were fucking dedicated. They ended up in my mum's bowl, and she said 'I can't cut them apart. These gay pirogies are just so in love and so scared. It...
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Watchthedailywhat:
So This Happened of the Day: Bravo’s Andy Cohen gets Ralph Fiennes to recite some Harry Potter slash fanfic involving a forbidden romance between the series protagonist and his archnemesis, who must not be named.
[insider / marysure.]
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