March 2010
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Watch(Submitted by Sofia)
I can’t see this since it’s Hulu, so I trust to the submitter it’s funny.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
(256): Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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“Being a straight girl’s first lesbian experience is like teaching a baby...”
– Bridget McManus (Submitted by Sofia)
Anonymous asked: Your tumblr never fails to brighten my day. Always remember that you're doing a great job and there are so, so many of us who appreciate it.
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yellowbirdscorner asked: :quote: i know you're a girl (ewww) and that's ok, but i find if i imagine you're a man, your posts are funnier.
so i'm going to continue thinking your strap-on is a real penis from now on. :end of quote:
SAY WHAT!!?!?!
your not a pink unicorn that dress up as He-Man to defeat the evil (what his face) and puke Rainbows all over the...
so i'm going to continue thinking your strap-on is a real penis from now on. :end of quote:
SAY WHAT!!?!?!
your not a pink unicorn that dress up as He-Man to defeat the evil (what his face) and puke Rainbows all over the...
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Anonymous asked: Your blog makes me smile. It almost makes me brave enough to come out.
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What do I hate?
twentythreegiabytes:
Stuff that are sold in “her” and “him” pairs. I asked a seller if it could be a pair of a “her” and a “her” (jokingly, but half meant). And she said that it couldn’t be, since they were sold in PAIRS.
WHAT. Can’t a “her” and another “her” be a pair? :|
Okay, random rant. Haha, oh well. Whatever. :))
annafromcraigslist asked: I know you're a girl (eww), but I like cats so much more than people (which is why I have 12 cats and 0 romantic or emotional attachments!!). I think it's much funnier to think of you as a cat when I read your posts because OMG HOW DO YOU TYPE IF YOU HAVE PAWS?
acid-kitty-deactivated20120806 asked: Isn't it great to know that sexism is still alive and well? I'm sorry that you have to put up with idiots like that. At least the rest of us realize your gender is completely irrelevant to the quality of your posts.
Your blog always gives me a laugh. =)
Have a great day!
Your blog always gives me a laugh. =)
Have a great day!
40 Year Old Virgin
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How am I gay?
David: You've seen Rent three times.
Cal: Being able to appreciate music, dance, and doin' guys in the ass is not the same thing.
David: Yeah, but all three of those things comprise the musical Rent.
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mypantsareonfire asked: i know you're a girl (ewww) and that's ok, but i find if i imagine you're a man, your posts are funnier.
so i'm going to continue thinking your strap-on is a real penis from now on.
so i'm going to continue thinking your strap-on is a real penis from now on.
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endless-lee-deactivated20120311 asked: ....I'll let you borrow my Season 1 DVD of Glee if you'd like (: <3
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Friend: I feel like bathroom air fresheners are unnatural, and therefore should not be used.
Me: Strapons are unnatural. I’m still gonna be using them. (Submitted by nicodemehedo)
ohmomentum asked: hulu has Glee if you're still looking for it.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “It should be a very stylish site. You know, our director is very stylish and all…”
Me: “Ok. What kind of style?”
Client:” She likes steel colours and black and white. Oh, and we’ll be taking pictures of our employees to put on the web site!”
Me: “You could probably take those pictures in black and white and we’d make the design in the same style?”
Client: “Oh, no!...
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queerwatch:
Look what fuckers are on Tumblr now:
http://nationformarriage.tumblr.com/
Fly my courageous queers, fly!
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Conversations with Men in Nightclubs:
Man: Hi Beautiful, you're my type of woman!
Me: Ha, that's funny!
Man: Seriously, you're my type of woman, you're beautiful.
Me: Well, you're not my type of man... Or person for that matter.
Man: But you're beauitful!
Me: I'm also gay, I like women.
Man: But surely you still like to give head?
Me: Eurgh, are you SERIOUS?
If 'Straight' Americans think it is so easy for...
steampunkanachronism:
Just wondering.
Anonymous asked: transvestite? the proper term is transgender or transsexual depending on the person.
