What Do You Call...
Question: What do you call a gay runway model who hasn't told anyone they're gay?
Answer: A skeleton in the closet.
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “Look, a rainbow! That means people are having gay sex. Hope it’s two hot chicks.”
Yes, lesbians raise well-adjusted teens who don’t misbehave — and that proves...– Stephen Colbert, referring to the 25 year-long study about kids of lesbian parents (via muffdiver) (via girlcrushing) (via lipstick-feminists) (via stayperky) (via fuckyeahlgbt) (via mcspellitout)
You know the weirdest thing for me about growing up in the 80’s is that...– Adam Hills (Submitted by the-cyclops-are-watching)
And how do you teach homosexuality? Is it like french?– Harvey Milk (Milk) (via muffdiver, vaylina) (via darkmovesoflove)
New Life Goal: Beat out Edward Cullen for world’s sparkliest lesbian.– Madeira Darling (Submitted by thepeacockangel)
Stephen Fry: A few weeks after announcing their discovery to the American Astronomical Society, they had to admit that they'd actually made a mistake in their calculations, and the universe was, in fact, more a sort-of taupe or beige-ish colour. I thought it was Gay Whisper with a touch of Amber Glow, erm, which are my favourite, er... This is... My pancake colour is called Gay Whisper. Did you know that? It actually is. Literally true. Gay Whisper.
Alan Davies: "Ga—" Is "Gay Whispers" like "Chinese Whispers"?
Stephen Fry: Only, more fun.
completelyenamoured asked: So I just wanted to tell you that I used the little "Coming Out" tomato to actually come out on Facebook just now. And it went over smashingly! Thanks so much! :D
Making someone gay is exhausting. I don´t know how my mother did it.– Jack [Will & Grace]
Did you hear about the Scottish Drag Queen? He wore pants.– Lynn Lavne (via xyxrebellion)
FB Group: Gay Rights are more important than... →
(via starlightseeker) Funny and serious. There is compelling reason to boycott Twilight - not just because it’s shit, but because it funds the Mormon church, who are generally out to see us silenced and dehumanised.
If you’ve been on Youtube, you might have noticed a button that looks like a soccer ball that, when clicked, plays the annoying sound of the vuvuzela horns of the World Cup over the video you happen to be watching. I might suggest clicking this button while watching your favorite anti-gay video, letting the horns drown out the noise. (Submitted by Harry) Since I haven’t found anything...
Maybe god’s fairly straight, but every so often he just gays it up a bit. I...– Adam Hills
[Unlikely things to read in the bible]: ‘About the Author: This is god’s...– Jack Whitehall (Mock the Week)
I tell you what, if Saving Private Ryan had been about gay guys it would have...– Adam Hills
If a guy saves my ass, he sure as hell can look at it.– A former member of a special missions unit to Ambinder. (via jewpiter)
Julie Goldman: lesbian stand up comedian. Funniest... →
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overhighwaysandbyways-deactivat asked: So if a girl acts flirty with you, grinds on you in front of her parents, asks for sex out loud and makes out with you in gas masks, and you are madly attracted to her in every way, do you have a chance? Please advise. <3
Tumblr queue is acting like a dickwad
I’ve got a bunch of things queued, that were meant to go out today while I was out. They’re all still in the queue. Tumblr fail.
expectofuckingpatronum1-deactiva asked: it's from i now pronounce you chuck and larry :3