July 2010
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“Hey, [How To Look Hood Naked is] not dirty! It’s just a camp gay guy,...”
– Rajan [The Old Guys]
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“It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It’s like...”
– Francis Maude (via genderqueerdukeofmexico)
Especially when it’s raining men!
(via thekingofshae)
“If god hadn’t wanted his flock to try anal he wouldn’t have made it so much fun.”
– Jesus Christ (via thingsjesuswouldsay)
shitmygaybestfriendsays:
Me: I mean, Britney Spears is our generation’s -
My Gay Best Friend: Choose that next statement wisely.
“Have you considered that maybe God created gay people because he knew straight...”
– Jesus Christ (via thingsjesuswouldsay)
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To My Dear Friend Vincent
How dare you be so merciless. You think you’re so full of bless. You were not given a power To stop our cries from getting louder; No hatred warned from above Of who we are to love. I will make love to the men. I will make love to women. I will make love to who I damn please; Does not matter how terribly you tease. No right to tell you who to fuck. No right to tell you who to suck. Is your sex...
ohthati asked: Hey, just to say you guys are GREAT! love from Brazil!
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ratinho asked: love this tumblr, found it through merepumbling.tumblr.com! may I steal this image and use it as my background picture? because I ♥ it: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1bxik9cZK1qar70f.png . Thanks!
“I have two dad, I don’t see why anyone else shouldn’t be able to.”
– Jesus Christ (via thingsjesuswouldsay)
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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasorass.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A: Lickalotopus. (Submitted by rulxscoty)
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“Westboro Baptist Church? Yeah, dad though they might be funny in an ironic sort...”
– Jesus Christ (via thingsjesuswouldsay)
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“Actually, I’m totally okay with the gays.”
– Jesus Christ (via thingsjesuswouldsay)
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Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Seven ate nine.
Q: Why does six think seven and nine are gay lovers?
A: See above. (Submitted by stephaniehorhota)
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Q: Why do lesbians shop at Modells?
A: Because they don’t like Dicks. (Submitted by raqilou)
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Q: Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A: They found her face down in Ricki Lake. (Submitted by squishyanon)
Q: What does one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: See you in 28 days! (Submitted by priscilla-jarvis)
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Q: Why can't a lesbian diet and put on makeup at...
A: Because you can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
(Submitted by yellowleather)
Improbable - An Old Spice Guy/Sassy Gay Friend... →
This is easily the best thing I’ve read since forever.
Top 10 Things Heterosexuals Need to Know About Gay...
10. We didn’t invent disco music so stop blaming us. 9. We’re not sure about Ricky Martin either. 8. We also didn’t invent the colour black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it. 7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us. 6. Our so-called “gaydar” does not get us more cable stations or better reception. 5. We think your mini-vans are sooo cute!...
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Anonymous asked: On the 56 Translations thing 'I'm a lesbian' gets 'drunk' while 'eat pussy' gets 'food museum'. Sounds pretty good to me!
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Anonymous asked: Thank you so much for the football slash! I've been a fan of your tumblr for a while now, but that just took it to the next level. I don't care what anyone else thinks, you can't look at those photos and tell me that bumming doesn't happen in the shower rooms :P
Q: What do you call a lesbian with wide fingers?
A: Well hung. (Submitted by divasonyce)
Anonymous asked: just thought i would respond to something anonymously, i tried the 56 translations thing, and i got this.
"you sir, are a homosexual!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Dear Mr. President"
"you sir, are a homosexual!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Dear Mr. President"
Day 26 - Your favorite gay joke (we all need to...
thepeacockangel:
A woman walks into her doctor’s office and says “Doctor, I have this terrible rash.” She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large ‘M’ shaped rash. The doctor replies, “Now that is the strangest rash I’ve ever seen.” The woman explains, “Well my boyfriend goes to Michigan and refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love.” The doctor shrugs her shoulders, prescribes some...
56 Translations →
bluths:
Go to this site.
Put in a phrase.
Choose “56 translations.”
Show us the result.
Original text:
“Rome wasn’t built in a day”
…56 translations later we get:
“Spain”
“Unicorns are the gayest animal ever to exist.” 56 translations later: “White blood Cells, Enjoyable life.”
