August 2010
theatomicsloth asked: This blog is absolutely fantastic. I'm so glad someone decided to use humor as a means to discredit prejudices about the LGBT community and you most definitely succeed in your goal of making your readers laugh.
I also really love the theme you use. If you don't mind me asking, what is the name/creator of it?
I also really love the theme you use. If you don't mind me asking, what is the name/creator of it?
Q: What does a gay horse eat?
A: Haaaaaaaay! (submitted by hosey)
alaureltree asked: LOVE the Anti-Hate Tumblr Hijacking!
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http://truetolerance.tumblr.com →
Another hijack. These guys won’t be coming around here any time soon. (Submitted by Rachel) Remember our Anti-Hate Tumblr Hijack in response to NOM (National Organisation for Marriage) joining tumblr and spreading their bile? It isn’t about stopping the idiots using tumblr, but showing them they’re not welcome and annoying them by not letting them have the exact URLs they want.
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“Grace, who’s five, has a friend over and I hear her say to her friend,...”
– Kate Clinton (Submitted by druscillaryden)
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ccoldsilence-deactivated2011043 asked: heyy, i love your page! i wanna go to a pride march some time! you wouldnt know of any would you?
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bookofrevelation asked: Can you help me find a video that was posted on lgbtlaughs that was like if homophobia was reversed? It was a bunch of couples acting...heterophobic? Like a person mentioned they were straight and they said "Aren't you a teacher? Does the school know?" I can't find it anywhere and I thought it was hilarious.
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It's an honest mistake, I'm sure...
Me: *looking out the window* Ooh, a hummingbird!
Brother: Really? *comes to the window to see*
Me: Go tell mom!
Brother: *rushing into the other room* MOM, WE JUST SAW A HOMOBIRD! (Submitted by fluffbot)
gaggedandcollegebound asked: Hey, I think a long time ago you posted this really awesome angry protest song from the 70s. It was really sarcastic, and all about being gay, and I cannot find it for the life of me, but I really liked it and wanted to locate it. :/
“You don’t know what it’s like to be straight, ok? It’s… awful.”
– Nick O’Leary, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (via ohcardigan) (via ooh-yeah)
Coming out of the closet.
Me: By the way...
Dad: Yes?
Me: I'm pansexual.
Dad: Huh?
Me: Nevermind...
Dad: Do you like pots or pans better? Or pot? I don't understand.
Me: I hate you. But I love pot.
Dad: I hear that!
Me: Go to bed, whore.
Dad: XXOO
Okay, so I think it's awesome that he doesn't care. (He knows what pansexuality is, I'm quite sure.)
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“A lot of changes. A lot of personal changes. I got married, I came out publicly....”
– Wanda Sykes [paraphrased] (Submitted by clickofaheel)
Queer as Folk (UK)
Stuart: What the fuck are you doing?
Roy: Fifteen! That boy is fifteen!
Stuart: So? The car is only six months old and you've still buggered it!
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WatchThat’s Gay! This week, Bryan Safi salutes Focus on the Family for making sure children aren’t tricked into giving up homophobia as they head back to school. Even pictures of cute animals aren’t safe anymore!
“I came out to my parents last year, after my older brother had already come out...”
– Josh Thomas (Submitted by Wirrrn)
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“I hate when people say that being gay is a choice. Because that means that...”
– Wanda Sykes (Submitted by waterwingsthatsaveyou)
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Q: What do you call a gay cow?
A: A Ho-moo-sexual. (Submitted by jawndee)
Marge: Then again there’s only one way to get an accurate [thermometer] reading. Bart, pants. Lisa: Just close your eyes and think of Milhouse. (Submitted by buazucena)
Anonymous asked: Whats the easiest way to get laid?
“America [is] the straight meat in a big gay sandwich.”
– Stephen Colbert [In response to Mexico joining Canada in legalizing gay marriage.] (via wanderinguterus)
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“Hey Mom and Dad! Remember when I said I was gay? Well, it all turned out to be...”
– Submitted by thatquietkid (via shitnoonehaseversaid)
Anonymous asked: I just want to let you know that this blog has helped me so much. While reading through it, I discovered my Internet connection is incredibly homophobic---it conveniently "was lost" every time I wanted to go to a new page. My iTunes, however, seems to be an ally, seeing as although it was shuffling through my entire library, it played mostly Adam Lambert and RENT.
But in...
But in...
Anonymous asked: Wow, why was that piece of transphobia about the trans woman with "their" "manly" voice posted on an LGB*T* site? Please get this crap off there.
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Jeff: Hey! Troy sneezes like a girl!
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right.
