The Great Christian Cupcake Crusade →
Lord knows what kind of depraved pokey-pokey-sit-and-spin games they would have played with them. I can almost picture rainbow crumbs and frosting exploding from between their thighs like some magnificent multi-hued volcanic eruption somewhere deep in that land where the Care Bears live. Tongues, wicked searching tongues would follow, seeking the sweet rainbow goo splattered across all that...
the-feminist-effect-deactivated asked: As the bastard child of lesbians, I really appreciate your blog. :) Congrats on supporting a cause AND being hilarious!
This is how my Nan was banned from Church
shutupmerlin: My sweet, elderly nan was banned from the Catholic church because she interrupted a sermon and told the entire congregation to go to Hell after they shunned my Uncle for coming out. She also called the Father (or whatever) a cock sucker, and said she was proud her son was one. (Ha!) So yes, my nan is a total BAMF and there should be more people like her in the...
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. (ubmitted by thegeekthatneverwas)
Here we go again...
Jade: Is there such thing as gay jew?
Me: -pinches bridge of nose- Yes, Jade, there is...
Jade: Do you think there's gay catholics?
Me: That's just a contradiction!
Anonymous asked: Do you know where I could find GIFS like the ones which you have on the side, showing gay pride and similar things?
Guy: So you’re a lesbian right? My girlfriend wanted to know what that was like. Girl: Well… there is only one big difference between me and your girlfriend. Guy: And that is…? Girl: That I don’t want your cock in my mouth :) (Submitted by darkneo)
Queues at capacity
staff: Later this week we’re pushing a complete overhaul of the Queue feature with some killer new functionality. In the meantime though, the existing queue service is handling a volume of posts it was never designed for. To prevent it from becoming unstable and mis-publishing posts, we’ve decided the best course is to take the queues offline and expedite the relaunch. The Queue feature will...
I was standing at the vending machine in school today when I overheard two boys discussing oral sex: (boy #1 motions like he’s performing fellatio with great enthusiasm) boy #2: “Dude, that’s gay.” boy #1: “It’s not gay if it’s invisible” (in a defensive tone) (Submitted by solitaria)
All are welcome at the table is not just an Episcopalian saying. If Jesus was...– Lucinda Naylor
Anonymous asked: have you thought of doing a serious spin off of this blog? "lgbt tears" or "lgbt issues" or something.
Police in Montana say a woman used a zucchini to fight off a bear that attacked...– Seth Myers on SNL Weekly Update (Submitted by thebearstation)
Transgender Boy Stripped of Homecoming King Crown →
queerwatch: thewhisperingtree: This blows, man. I’m just glad to see people are sticking up for him. Join the FB group ‘Oak is my King’ and leave a message of support. Sometimes out of a shitty situation, change can be made. Read the article and go show your support, guys :)
And what do you think? Gay soldiers are getting something out of the deal? ‘Hey...– Amy Poehler “Really” (via tlmonahan)
Anonymous asked: this tumblr is really heterophobic
Anonymous asked: why is it "gay men's HIV awareness"? HIV isn't a gay disease!
Today is National Gay Men's HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
And I’m going to be a nagging Nora and remind everyone to get tested. Male, female, intersex or genderfuck, straight, gay, bi, pan or any other, sexually active, monogamous, virgin or asexual, black, white, asian or green with pink polka-dots, everyone should seriously consider getting themselves tested annually. Think of it as a spring-clean for your sexual health, or a sex MOT. I got...
Honey, Will You Make Me The Happiest... →
(Submitted by occono)
For years now, I have heard of this “Homosexual Agenda,” but never really knew what was in it. I was beginning to believe it was some holy relic, hidden away somewhere by Elton John, and told only to those in the most inner circles of the LGBT community. Yesterday, I finally found the Homosexual Agenda on Conservapedia, and I was quite surprised by what it said we were trying to...