January 2011
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Me protesting protesters.
Okay, so to fit all of this on to one post I’m going to try to do it with my very bad HTML skills.
So I went to lunch with Ashley since I haven’t seen her in forever. After lunch I wanted to go get some bubble tea so we were walking down the drag when across the street I saw
And of course, they have to fully encompass everyone, so they listed all the different types of sinners.
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Anonymous asked: did you see the transgender sketch on the last SNL?
Anonymous asked: Just thought I'd let you know-I'm a gay teenager in the closet who absolutely dreads going to school every morning, just by listening to all of the homophobic comments in my school. I found your blog about two weeks ago, and love it! I just finished reading everything that I've missed in the past year (all 291 pages).
Congratulations for making one more person proud...
Congratulations for making one more person proud...
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Dirty minds circa Roma 1500.
[Brother is playing Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood while me and his girlfriend watch. We’ve been commenting on my brother’s lack of finesse as if it’s the character, Ezio’s fault.] Girlfriend: I like how he keeps just jumping on the little stumps. Brother: That’s not a nice thing to say about Leonardo.
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“They’re not gay cowboys! They’re bisexual sheep herders!”
– girl in my English class (re: Brokeback Mountain)
Dinner Conversation
Me: I first started thinking about sex in 7th grade.
Step-mom: You obviously haven’t had a proper rearing. [joking]
Me: I think I learned everything I know about sex by reading fanfiction. Specifically gay sex. Specifically gay sex between men.
Dad: Which brings us back to “a proper rearing.”
(Submitted by communaut)
How baby dykes came about...
“When the first lesbian opened her eyes on the first morning of the dawn of the world, she put on a plaid shirt and walked to the first co-op, where the cute cashier promptly hit on her. They were fruitful and multiplied, and that’s where baby dykes come from.”
-Krista Burton, writer of Effing Dykes (http://effingdykes.blogspot.com/) (Submitted by alexander-supertramp1992)
The DVR knows me too well.
I set our dvr to record Teen Mom 2 the other night. I came home from school to watch it today. Much to my surprise a show was in the wrong time slot and it ended up recording something else. After a while i discover that it was “I’m Bisexual- True Life.”
I’m bi but not openly to my family. It feels that the dvr knows me better than my family. Greatest MTV mistake ever...
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kitsune-desu asked: Do you give out advice?
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Counterfeit Love
robdelaney:
Nine years ago I moved to Los Angeles from New York. I was a year out of college. When I found an apartment I liked, its management wanted a slightly higher security deposit than I could cover, so I asked my mom if she could wire me $300. She did so, and I picked it up at a Western Union. I brought the money to my bank, Washington Mutual (which collapsed two years ago during the...
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That awkward moment when school nurse gives you...
(Submitted by justlikearoulette) You should still use condoms on sex-toys if you’re sharing them. And cutting up a condom can make a handy dental dam. Just sayin’.
“Gay subtext always makes every movie better.”
– Quentin Tarantino (via thecakesniffer)
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“I always like to tell this story: I was fucking Christian Bale, Batman, up the...”
– Ewan McGregor on his experience in Velvet Goldmine (x)
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“Scandal being gay doesn’t have anything to do with resenting her father. She’s...”
– Gail Simone
“I’m gay, I travelled round the world once. I remember turning up to a hotel very...”
– Lance Price, appearing on the BBC’s The Big Questions. (via goodnamesweretaken)
Anonymous asked: I love the Queer Horoscope. If you don't mind me asking, what program did you use to make it?