October 2011
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My little sister is only 8; she’s in a class system called P.I.E. which combines grades (1st+2nd, 3rd+4th, etc.). A good friend of hers, a 3rd grader, is really good friends with another male student, a 4th grader. Well the 4th grader is having a birthday party soon and my mother was asking my sister if her friend was invited since he was such good friends with the 4th grader. My sister just...
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Can't Think Straight
So last week my mom randomly threw a new shirt at me when she got home from work one night. It said “can’t think straight” in all caps across the top with a huge rainbow on the front with stars and stuff. All she said was “I saw this while I was shopping and thought you’d like it”. Best. Mom. Ever. :)
[via dontopenthebox]
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Unfortunate proof that there have always been...
As a Latin student, it is my misfortune to have to study the racist, xenophobic and classist satirist Juvenal. Among the many things he despises are homosexuals, transvestites and… wait for it… gay marriage.
This bit just says it all:
“officium cras
primo sole mihi peragendum in valle Qurini.”
“quae causa officii?” “quid quaeris? nubit amicus,
nec...
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US Army’s anti-gay policy was way of ‘dealing with... →
The US Army has finally admitted that its infamous ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy was merely an outward manifestation of its own sexual insecurities.
The revelation came during a nice meal The Army had arranged with the United States Senate at a quiet restaurant with a lovely view of Capitol Hill.
The Senate, which is said to be ‘Ok’ with the Army’s lifestyle choice, added that it ‘had...
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So I’ve finally gotten to play Tropico 4. After some time I was finally able to issue an edict for same-sex marriage. Of course the edict says how the intellectuals will be happy while the religious will become upset.
Soon after the edict when into effect I found one of my priests married to a male student while two other priests were married to each other. Where they really as upset as...
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Bringing fruit to the fruits
mum: so hat are you bringing to the lgbtq potluck? me: a fruit salad
mum: -snickers-
me: what’s so funny?
mum: I think they’ve got enough fruits already -laughs-
me: -shakes head smiling- I love you mom
[via transzombie]
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WatchThis is a hilarious episode of the improvisation show ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’. In this one, Colin Mochrie ends up kissing everyone on the show (literally…everyone).
“Just when you thought Will and Grace was the gayest show on TV…”
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My stepbrother plays Call Of Duty against people around the world, for hours and hours every single day.
The wireless router is in my room.
Every time he shouts at the person he’s playing against online for being “gay” or a “f**king fag” the internet mysteriously cuts out and his game ends.
You’d think he’d make the connection after a few months.
[via...
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I was waiting in the car at the petrol station,waiting for my mum to pay in the shop,when 2 (gorgeous) girls walked past. They were holding hands,but where I live it’s common for friends to do that. There was a group of 5/6 boys in the car next to me,who were leering&shouting out at them. The girls then turned to each other&kissed while squeezing each others butts. My mum then got...
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This is why I need to proof-read things.
My birthday was on Saturday and since it was my first birthday away from home (I’m a freshman in college) my mum texted me asking me how I was going to celebrate.
The entire conversation was stilted and highly awkward due to my parents’ disapproval of my sexual orientation and my subsequent departure for college on less than civil terms.
Recently though I’d been trying to...
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boobcake? yes please
So my mum came to see my freshly decorated house the other day and noticed some Nuts magazines (neatly stacked) on the floor of my bedroom (I’m a girl), she made some sarcastic comment about “oh how delightful” and I was a bit embarrassed as my sexuality is rarely brought up due to my lack of a dating life at the moment. The next day she came around with some cakes for me and my...
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I was that kid
Who when my parents took our family to a Christian retreat, in a seminar on anger management, said that “being a boy or a girl” is not an “unchangable”.
Yeah, I was like 7.
[via countessofthenetherworld]
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LGBTQ
Me (to my mum): Apparently we should wear purple on October 20th in honour of LGBTQ+ people, according to Tumblr.
My mum: LGBTQ? That’s… Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender… Q? Qualified?
Me: *laughing*
My mum: No… Quality?
Me: Questioning!
My mum: Mine were good, too!
[via super-rainbows]
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The other day, my homophobic father (who has no sense of humor or a clue that I’m bi) said, “You know what the gays are trying to do now? You know they just got rid of DADT.” And it was all I could do not to say, “Oh, God, they’re not trying to get equality again, are they? How dare they?”
[via poetic_dreams]
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Doing Dykes
My entire family have horses, and one of the things we do is cross country jumping (big, solid “natural” fences, more often than not they have silly names such as a “Tiger Trap”)
However there is an element called a “Devils Dyke” or just shortened to Dyke. After coming out to my parents, this has led to some very awkward but hilarious conversations, my...
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Person: Have you seen this movie?
Tumblr: No, what's it about?
Person: Well there's these two guys--
Tumblr: They're gay for each other.
Person: No... they have a strong relationship but--
Tumblr: Gay.
Person: They're both happily--
Tumblr: Gay.
Person: You haven't even se--
Tumblr: Two dudes. Gay.
Person: Can I--
Tumblr: I just wrote the fic, bro.
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Also, a slight change to submissions: image descriptions are no longer optional. If you do not include an image description with your image submission, your submission will probably not get posted (unless I’m feeling particularly able or charitable). I haven’t got the time or ability to add image descriptions to every post (you can probably tell this, since I’m awful at adding a...
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Apologies for the last post, complete lack in judgement from me in putting it in the queue. I can’t honestly say I know how it ended up there (I read through everything and that’s not the kind of thing I want to post), but I take full responsibility for not catching it.
I’m sorry for posting and by default appearing to condone the behaviour in that submission.
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Anonymous asked: My english class started watching The Merchant Of Venice, the recent version with Al Pacino as Shylock. So far, the best part was realizing that I was right about the homoerotic subtext between Antonio and Bassanio :D
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So I’m in marching band and my band was at this big competetion called ‘Yamaha Cup’. Well, after we performed we were allowed to go back to the buses and change into casual clothes. I decided I wanted to wear my “DONT B H8N ON THE HOMOS” shirt.
This was the convo that followed: Director: What does your shirt say?
Me: ‘Dont b h8n on the homos’
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Today while driving I realized I was behind a car with rainbow and roller derby bumper stickers on it. So naturally I thought, “oh sweet lesbian, I better pull up real close and blast Tegan and Sara.” But before I could, I got cut off by a car with Jesus and Preserve marriage stickers. At first I was mad but then I realized they were now sandwiched in between two lesbians. I felt...
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Anonymous asked: My psychology teacher has a heavy accent, as he's from Northern Ireland, so he pronounces words like 'fraught' like 'frot'. So you can imagine my shock (and interest) when he mentioned that a piece of research we were studying was full of frot. Me gusta.
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