April 2011
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I have this conversation almost every time I get...
Guy at bar: Can I buy you a drink? Me: You can, but I’m gay so it’s not going to get you very far. Guy: You’re a lesbian?! Really? Me: Yes. Guy: Are you sure? You don’t look like a lesbian. Have you ever been with a guy? Me: I’ve made out with them, and since I didn’t like that I really don’t think I’d like sex with one. Guy: But how do you...
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An Apology
Something I reblogged the other day, has been pointed out to me to have overtones of deriving humour from implied sexual assault. For that, I’m sorry, I really don’t know how I missed it or thought it was appropriate.
This is intended to be a rape-joke free space. I’m glad to be informed when I mess up.
Again, I’m sorry to anyone who may have felt unsafe because of it.
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Anonymous asked: Unwatched. Please stop pampering bigots.
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Game play takes place in a giant gay bath house,...
Does Portal 2 Promote a Secret Gay Agenda? ChristWire Thinks So.
There are two adorable robots. Who doesn’t love robots? Kids sure do. Well, these 2 robots are a homosexual couple. The tall one is the dominate bear and the little one is the swishing bottom… Instead of penises, they have glowing red and blue lights in their sex area.
As if that was not enough, there are mechanical...
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Coming out to my grandma
whenicameout:
I have been so far out of the closest for so long now that everyone knows, but my grandma apparently missed the memo. We were talking on the phone one day and this is how the conversation went:
Her: So are you still with Max?
Me: No Grandma, I broke up with him in the summer.
(It was about November or December when we had this conversation)
Her: Oh but he was such a nice boy…...
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If you want to further discuss language and the most recent ask message, I have a personal tumblr you can contact me on (I don’t want to flood this tumblr with largely off-topic discussion).
When I Came Out.
whenicameout:
When I came out and told my mom I was bisexual, I was expecting her to be understanding, and approving because my uncle and her brother is gay. But i wasn’t really prepared for what she responded with.
‘Mom. I like girls sometimes’
‘Sometimes?’
‘Yeah I’m bisexual.’
‘Oh, I knew that. When you had your ‘friend’ over I could hear you two from upstairs’
’..Oh.’
Everytime me and...
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Anonymous asked: Instead of using the words "violent cissexism" in the post about the transwoman, could you use the phrase "violent transphobia"? I think that would make more sense. (Btw, I'm trans. I don't think there's any need to highlight the cis attackers and take the focus off of the transwoman)
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Seriously Not Fucking Funny Post of the Day →
I’ve neglected to post about this here because it’s not funny and very triggering, but I want to spread the word; please follow the link and sign the petition. Trigger Warning: graphic video featuring violence against a trans* person. Please proceed with caution!
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The Scouts
So I was eating Girl Scout cookies and milk with my best friend (we’re both lesbians, just a side not) and we had a conversation that went a little like this:
Her: Ah, milk, a lesbian’s favorite beverage.
Me: Ha. Good cookies too.
Her: Oh, the good ol’ Scouts. Reminds me of my childhood.
Me: You were a Girl Scout
Her: Pfft. Are you kidding? I wasn’t allowed in their...
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Pat Robertson: Liberals like abortion because it...
uncivil-disobedience:
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-left-backs-abortion-rights-make-straight-women-more-lesbians
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How can you run a pub in Soho and be offended by a gay kiss? Its like being in...
– Russell Howard (via siani1)
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I went to a playwrights festival this weekend. They put on a play called “I thought I liked girls!” in which a woman who called herself a Lesbian for the last decade comes out as straight. One of the best parts of it was this.
Girl: There’s no easy way to say this but… I’m straight.
Mom: *freezes* What?
Dad: *also freezes* You mean you like MEN?
Mom: Where did we...