May 2011
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“(248): we have pet lesbian snakes”
– http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
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“I love you people! I have always loved you people! In a very unhealthy way. So...”
– Grace Adler (on gays)
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One of my straight classmates came up with this anecdote. “Whenever people say “That’s Gay” I take it to mean they are saying “That is as awesome as two experts on penises having sexual relations without fear of pregnancy.”
Gotta say, I appreciated that.
(Submitted by Crazyjayblue )
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Sir Ian McKellen, you win.
weirdtuna:
“Does this mean I’m knighted? Or did I just get queened?”
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Lesbians are my people
I walked into a classroom today and two of my friends were listening to a Tegan & Sara song that I didn’t immediately recognize. This is the conversation that followed. (FYI: My name is Sarah.)
Me: Who are we listening to?
Friend: Tegan and Sara.
Me: Oh, it’s the music of my people!
Friend: No, she spells it S-a-r-a.
Me: No… I meant lesbians…
[everybody laughs]
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My love life according to Quidditch
My current girlfriend and I were talking the other night about how we had gotten together and found ourselves easily relating it to Quidditch since we are both dorks at heart.
She was the Seeker, looking to date me and I was the Snitch being hard to catch. And then she gave up so she could be my friend.
Then I became the Chaser when I finally realized that I wanted to be with her, even if it...
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Image Descriptions
I’m going to attempt to implement adding image descriptions to posts to make this tumblr more accessibly. This is a description of an image that can be read by a screen reader, which are often used by people with visual impairment.
Example:
[Photo of two kittens, each in a mug with cat and dog designs on them. Left: a brown tabby-ish kitten with its eyes closed. Right: A grey-white...
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Eating cake
My step-mother and I were quietly eating cake while listening to the weather radio spout warnings about tornadoes and thunderstorms. Weather radio: “In the event of a tornado, one of the best places to go is in a basement or into a closet to wait until the storm passes.” My step-mother turns to me and says, “Well, I guess it’s back in the closet for you.”
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My parents
roundtop:
Mom: “You know, I’d go gay for Amy Poehler.”
Dad: “I’m holding out for Johnny Weir.”
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I came out to my parents a handful of weeks ago, announcing that I’m gay and have been dating a girl.
My dad seemed to accept it a lot better than my mother, but things are still awkward between him and I. I’m in the stage where it’s difficult to say ‘yeah, after college, I hope my future wife and I, etc’.
The other day, my dad and I were driving to the grocery store and I finally asked my...
hipsterminat0r-:
I commented on this girls picture on facebook. I told her she was cute.
… she just messaged me and said “I appreciate it, but I’m straight.”
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I said you were cute, not that I want to scissor your timbers.
