July 2011
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Anonymous asked: Not a question but i really enjoy your tumblr and look foreword to your posts. I enjoyed it so much i read all 365 pages :) . you're awesome!
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At The Doctor's Office
Doctor: *talking about when non-sexually active girls should get a pap-smear* But if she becomes sexually active before 25, she’ll need to get one sooner.
Me: *is a lesbian* How are we defining sexual activity exactly?
Mom: Having sex.
Me: *getting annoyed* How are we defining sex? *doing emphatic hand gestures to accentuate my frustration*
Mom: What - oh. Oh! *turns to doctor*...
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Would you settle for a metrosexual rainbow?
clientsfromhell:
Client: I want a design that uses a rainbow, but not one of those gay rainbows.
Me: Excuse me?
Client: I want you to put a rainbow on it, but like a Jesus rainbow.
Me: Can you… specify the difference?
Client: I WANT IT TO BE A RAINBOW BUT NOT GAY.
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marsistheredone asked: My sister opens up a Disney princess kinder surprise that instead of having white chocolate inside and milk chocolate on the outside it has white chocolate with milk chocolate circles on the side and exclaims "It's like two gay rainbows had sex!"
Out of all of the random out bursts, this was by far my favourite.
Out of all of the random out bursts, this was by far my favourite.
Listening to mom talk about what it'll be like...
saint-of-swords:
and outside I’m like
And Inside I’m like
If you're implying that two people, fictional or...
justjasper:
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[audio and link NSFW!]
sneebsey:
I read porn...
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Whitewater Rafting
Today when whitewater rafting I was captaining a boat, and we kept swiping rocks. I yelled to my crew “If we stay straight, we’ll have less problems.” The raft mates I came with all laughed, and I said, “Ok, not true.”
(Submitted by concreteandsunflowers)
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The 4 Most Homophobic Comics Ever (Very VERY... →
To conservatives, the homosexual community is a dark and terrifying place. Yes, I agree it’s strange that a cat comes back to life if a married couple walks over its grave, but aside from that, they’re regular people, right? These four comics say no. Warning: The following excerpts contain material written by morons in an attempt to trick the reader into hating homosexuals. Their...
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“Christianity is the best way to cure gayness. Just get on your knees, take a...”
– Stephen Colbert on Marcus Bachmann’s “ex-gay” therapy practice, The Colbert Report, July 12, 2011 (Submitted by januarysnowdrop)
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Wandering around the city the other day I came across someone stopping people and warning them about the “gay invasion.” Then he made the mistake of coming up to me.
Him: Excuse me, miss, I want to warn you about something very relevant to our society today. There is a GAY INVASION happening as we speak.
Me: WHAT?! Oh my God, no way! I can’t believe this is happening! This is...
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Straight Girl Categories.
Of course not all of them…
99% of my female friends are straight. They fall into categories.
Straight Girls.
These are the girls who would never even think of having any form of sexual relation with another female. That is fine by me. Fuck whoever you want to fuck. I have never had sex with a guy, and I don’t ever intend to. I don’t like the idea. The problem comes with these girls, is when...
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