August 2011
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letusbesuccinct asked: First of all, this blog is freaking amazing. Thanks for always bringing a smile to my face! I just want to say that I love that you include heartwarming stories as well as humor. We hear so much negativity and discriminatory talk that it's wonderful and refreshing to read stories about acceptance and love.
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I’m pansexual and I came out when I was 14. My mom came out to me, she’s bi. This has made for some really hilarious family dinners since then.
The most memorable was when we were at a restaurant with my younger brother and my dad. A waitress dropped her tray and we all turned to look and in unison, all four of us cocked our heads to check her out when she bent over to pick up her...
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The reaction you expected?
One of my mates came out as a transguy a while ago.
Expected reaction:
[Girl with shocked expression and text saying “Srsly?WTF]
Actual reaction:
[Girl smiling, pointing towards the screen with text saying “I’m going to buy you a hat… a manly one]
What I was actually thinking:
[Girl has thoughtful expression, text saying “wonder if I’ll have to fight...
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Today my Media Credibility professor was talking about films made about the journalism industry, but for some reason, he got side-tracked talking about Robert Redford.
My professor is your typical, traditional 60-something year-old balding white dude and he said that while Robert Redford “is a craggy old man now, back in the day he was a good-looking guy.” He then proceeded to say...
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The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror
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A crazy homophobic mother and her lesbian daughter run a bed and breakfast for gays and lesbians. The mother kills the lesbians and tries to convert the gay men into heterosexuality so that one of them could marry her daughter. There is also a murderous demon child who was conceived by 100 republicans in a bathroom orgy. In the end the drag queen and the lesbian folk singer went...
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I was reminded today of an exchange on a lesbian...
Poster #1: Seriously, I wouldn’t know if a woman was gay if my boob was in her mouth.
Poster #2: Dude, if your boob’s in her mouth, who CARES if she’s gay???
[via eastberlin]
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Anonymous asked: Up until yesterday I legitimately thought that 'Like a G6' had the lyric "getting scissored" in it. That's probably why when I told my parents I was a lesbian last week they just laughed and said, "Duh".
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Anonymous asked: a little while ago I overheard my mum talking to my sister about my girlfriend, i missed part of the conversation but then heard my mum say loudly 'I don't care, its a stupid law, Ill get a celebrant license and marry them myself'
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New fav GIF
devdevnumnums:
Resized for tumblr:
[gif. of two young men being excited at a sports game and kissing over an older man with a beard sitting in between them. After their short bit of kissing, they sit back down and continue cheering at the game, while the camera zooms in on the face of the guy sitting between them. He looks quite startled and shocked.]
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I was on the Metro North the other day with my friends and noticed a little boy with his toenails painted bright pink and he was holding a doll.
The boy looked at my other guy friend’s nails (which we painted to look like cows for the hell of it) and said “Look mommy, that boy’s nails are painted just like mine.” My friend asked me “should parents be allowed to do...
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One day, just hanging around the house, my youngest brother (13) approaches me and asks if I like girls. (My 11 year old sister is nearby.) I paused, aware of their heavy involvement in the church. I chose to be honest and simply responded “yes.” His response? “Yes! I was RIGHT.” Hers: “Okay! … Why didn’t you tell us sooner?!” A wonderful and bonding...
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My Little Sister on Klaine
[via neaislove]
My semi-homophobic aunt was watching “Glee” with me and my little sister, age 6.
Aunt: Don’t you think that’s gross? Two boys kissing?
Sister: No.
Aunt: Why not?
Sister: Blaine’s a sexy beast and Kurt has a pretty face.
So maybe she doesn’t have the right reasons. But at least my little sister is Pro-LGTB. And yes, she did call Darren Criss...
I was at the salon today and a mother at the counter was talking with the woman behind the counter while her children played with the available toys. One of her boys started playing with a singing barbie and it started to sing so the mother turns and says to the woman behind the counter “Oh, my son is playing with the singing barbie” in a kind of panic sounding tone and the woman...
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Anonymous asked: Are the stories you post your own or are some of them from other people? I'm just confused because you have a lot of "the other day at work" stories and you have a different job in a lot of them. I'm just thinking, "Man, they have a lot of jobs! How do they do it?". Regardless, I love the stories. They're very entertaining.
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I am a 19 year old female (not transgender or genderqueer but I do support the community) and I shaved my head this summer because I hate fixing my hair and such. Anyways, I work at a summer camp with 3-5 year olds. Most days I wear a hat to prevent getting a sunburn, but a few days ago I left it at home. Many of the kids were shocked at confused but I really enjoyed one particular 4 year old...
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So my mom doesn't know that I'm bisexual, and I...
I wasn’t coming out or anything, we were just talking about it. And so I said “If I end up liking a woman one day, I’m not gonna hate on myself and deny it.” Just to see what her reaction would be. “And she looks at me and says “Look, I get that it’s just another way for you to rebel, but you know that ship has sailed for you, right?”
And in my head...
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“I had a transgender Barbie… My mom wouldn’t buy me a Ken.”
– My little sister when discussing our childhood… [JadeRebekah]
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Today at work we were doing a visual flip at the retail store I work at. Usually we do this after the store closes so as not to disturb customers, but due to time constraints we had to do it during the day.
I was changing a mannequin when a little girl no more than 5 or 6 years old came up to me and started asking me questions about it (Why doesn’t she have a face, will she wear shoes, does...
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My boss is a good friend of my family’s, and just so happens to be gay - in fact, he’s marrying his long-term partner next month. When my little nephew, who’s 5, found out about this, he jumped up and went “But… but… he’s marrying a boy! He can’t do that!”. I asked him why he thought that, and his only response was “Because he’ll...
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Ihop Stories
Today, I was sitting on the opposite booth that my brother and mother were sitting in.
During our times out we usually tend to talk about our pretty screwed up family and whatnot. Along with how my brother, who is very gay, is somewhat of a hermit. (No one understands why. He’s attractive and well liked, just enjoys his lonesome I assume..) Anywho~ mother made some comment about how my...
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Watchtheressurectionstone:
Go Fuck Yourself with Dave Franco
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How I learned about "Intersex"
When I was in sixth grade, I attended synagogue like every other Jewish person I know. One of the boys there, around 8 or 9 at the time, occasionally showed up in pink skirts or sequined tops. Naturally, I asked his mother why. Her answer:
“That’s Nathaniel. He was born with both girl parts and boy parts, so sometimes he feels like a boy and sometimes he feels like a girl. Most days...
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Driving home from school today
Me: I had to sit by Victoria in lunch today. She acted like nothing happened, and it was awkward…
Best friend:What do you expect? I mean just because she doesn’t want to fist you doesn’t mean you can’t be friends.
Me: ………………
Best friend: That’s what lesbians do right? Fist each other?
(pickupyourcrazyheart)
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FYI if you use 'GLBT' rather than 'LGBT' there's...
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After my parents divorced and my religious father was out of the house, I came out to my mother that I was bi and possibly even completely gay. She then laughed and told me that she already knew because I’d apparently anounced as a little kid that I was going to marry a woman after I saw two lesbians on television. I think that it was more of the fact that when I asked about it she said that...
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I’m nineteen years old, and the aunt to a dozen beautiful children. This past summer, my girlfriend and I had been living with my parents between semesters of school. On our refrigerator, my parents had stuck a photobooth strip of my girlfriend and I at the aquarium. My four-year-old (Z) and five-year-old (G) nieces came to visit and saw the photos on the fridge. The conversation that...
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In the middle of a discussion about the most attractive celebrities:
Me (casually): You guys know I’m bi, right?
Dad, brothers: Um, yeah.
Mom: Wait, really?
Brother: You seriously haven’t caught on?
Mom: No! I thought she was just straight up gay!
(submitted by anonymous)
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Jesus and SSA (Same Sex Attraction)
Before heading home, my friend and I went to the Guidance Office to drop some reply slips for our trip to La Salle. Upon leaving, I saw this pamphlet on a shelf that says, “Jesus and SSA (Same Sex Attraction)”. I showed it to my friend and said, “Sabi na nga ba’t bading si Jesus e! (I knew it! Jesus is gay!)”
I misunderstood the title. Soooory Jesus :P
(Submitted by Golan)
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I work in an arcade, and one of my main duties is running the redemption center where kids turn in their tickets for prizes. Today, a little boy (around 4 years old, I’d say) and his mom came up to the counter to redeem their tickets. The first prize the kid picked out was a bouncy ball: pink. The second was a bracelet: pink again. The mother looked a little uncomfortable and said,...
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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend's step-brother is a homophobic chap, so we had hot sweat gay sex on his bed. Oops!
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