8 Oct 21:02
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My mother, a homophobe, while watching the Ellen show: “I just love Ellen. She’s so funny. I just love her so much, why does she have to be gay?!”

My sister: “What you really mean is ‘why does she have to be taken?’”

My sister was grounded for a week, but she’ll be getting high-fives from me for at least the next month.

[via Anathesciencegirl]

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