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My friend was telling me that she thought she might be a lesbian.

Friend: I think I might be gay…
Me (lesbian): Why is that?
Friend: You know Shane from the L Word?
Me: Shane doesn’t count.
Friend: But, she’s so hot and…
Me: Kate Moennig doesn’t count. It’s like George Clooney for guys; he doesn’t count either.

(Submitted by pyromanaicmia42)