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Coming Out To My Guy Friends

Guy Friend One: You’re Gay? 

Me: …Yeah.

Guy Friend One: WE CAN WATCH PORN TOGETHER.

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Guy Friend Two: You’re gay?

Me:…Yeah.

Guy Friend Two: NO FUCKING WAY. OH MY GOD I HAVE A LESBIAN FRIEND… EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SO MOTHERFUCKING JEALOUS.

Me: o_________________o

Guy Friend Two: I love you.

(Submitted by totalloverun)