[warning for religious fuckery and anti-gay sentiment]
God Has Been Planning To Defeat Gay Marriage In Maryland Since Before The Creation Of The Earth
You know, I think these guys would have a great future in comedy if people would just stop taking them seriously.
“So sez “Bishop” Harry Jackson, who adds that God has personally ordered him to join the marriage fight. Jackson says he then complained to God that he didn’t have the money to do it. And bingo! When he got up the next morning God had commanded somebody to email him $50,000.”
… Wow, “god” has amazing foresight.
Did he just compare himself to fucking Jesus?
I try really, really hard to remain open to all religions, Christianity definitely included, but people like this make...
Makes me kind of sad that I’m moving there soon…
Lol what even is this fuckery?
“I am talking to you like the father talked to Jesus.” I’m pretty sure that right there is actually a sin. Something...
Oh, sweetie. God can’t command people to give you 50,000$. But stupidity is a really powerful entity and He’s quite good...
So what this sounds like, if I’m interpreting it properly… is god pretty much planned out these incredibly detailed...
Oh great. And I’ll be going to college in this state next year. Lovely. :/