A dermatologist was at work one day when three young ladies came in to his office for their annual check-ups. The first woman walked in and the dermatologist requested for her to remove her shirt. The patient appeared to have a rash on her chest in the same of the letter “P.”
“Do you know how you got this?” the doctor asked.
“Oh, well, I have a boyfriend who goes to Penn State and he likes to wear his college sweater when we make love,” she responded.
After the check-up, the second woman walked in, removed her shirt, and the doctor saw a rash on her chest in the shape of the letter “H.”
“What’s the story behind this?” the doctor asked.
“Oh,” the woman replied, laughing. “My boyfriend goes to Harvard, and he likes to keep his college sweater on when we sleep together.”
A bit later, the third woman came in, removed her blouse, and the dermatologist saw a rash in the shape of an “M” on her chest.
“Let me guess,” the doctor said, smiling at her. “You have a boyfriend who goes to Michigan.”
The girl stared at him with surprised, then shook her head and said, “No, but I have a girlfriend who goes to Wisconsin.”
[via ifyouthinkyourehardenough]
Oh, gurl. You’d actually get a WMn, ‘cause I go to UWM. So. XD
certain Wisconsin dweller*