![[Manager: *laughing* “You’re gonna love this. There was a complaint against you.”
Me: “Oh, okay?”
Manager: “Apparently you…um, package bread sticks suggestively.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Manager: “Yeah. This is what the actual complaint says: ‘She slid the bread stick into the paper bag while looking at my husband and smiling. I just know she was trying to flirt with him! We couldn’t even eat it, thanks to that hussy!’”
(My manager and I crack up laughing. I’m a lesbian.)]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly3h8px4wj1qak0qdo1_500.png)
[Manager: *laughing* “You’re gonna love this. There was a complaint against you.”
Me: “Oh, okay?”
Manager: “Apparently you…um, package bread sticks suggestively.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Manager: “Yeah. This is what the actual complaint says: ‘She slid the bread stick into the paper bag while looking at my husband and smiling. I just know she was trying to flirt with him! We couldn’t even eat it, thanks to that hussy!’”
(My manager and I crack up laughing. I’m a lesbian.)]
That bread-bagging hussie!
Oh… wow… =D ♥