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Queer Dictators

A few days ago in Brazil, a tweet hashtag, #ditaduragay, was raised to the Twitter trending topics. “Ditatura gay” means “gay dictatorship” and is a common term in Brazil for “omg, I’m so oppressed because they won’t let me be horribly homophobic”.

Nevertheless, in spite of the fact that hashtag #ditaduragay was brought up by conservative Christians, it was quickly bombed by queers with satirical tweets. For your pleasure, a translated compilation of the best ones:

  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, baby girls will know how to play the guitar as soon as they are born. (by @cups_)
  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, the “Like” button will be replaced by “It’s fabulous!”. (by @heineca)
  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, the every woman’s car will be a truck. (by @brenewday)
  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, the National Anthem will be replaced by “Born this way”. (by @capsluc4as)

and finally the #1:

  • When the #gaydictatorship comes, all police sirens will be replaced by christina aguillera (by @rodriogs)

[via nicolasibarra]