I kinda hope that some day one of my childrens has to come out to me like this.
So when did you realise you were straight, cis-gendered, monogamous and vanilla? Are you going to come out?
Yes! I am the token straight girl!
If my kids turn out vanilla, I will disown them. Biology dictates that we are not meant to be sexually uncreative.
Amy, La prof? No no no, professors don’t count. Was there an Amy that entered our social group that I don’t know about?
I don’t know. Amy! Are you our token?