- 2 cups tightly packed entitlement
- 1 1/4 cup conceited pride (baseless variety works best)
- 3/4 cup inconsistency
- 1/2 cup ‘It’s ok when I say/do it because I mean it affectionately’ (may adjust to a lack of taste)
- A dash of superiority complex
- One bag (Choke On A Dick™) Charcoal Chips
- Combine Entitlement and Pride until haughty in consistency.
- Fold in Inconsistency (Or don’t, you know)
- Gradually add It’s Ok When I Do It until mixture is comfortable enough to ignore future call-outs.
- Sprinkle in superiority complex (the flavor will be noticeable)
- Stir in Choke On A Dick™ Charcoal Chips, and pray that they do their job.
- Bake in a pre-heated hellhole for thirty minutes, or just until cookies catch fire
- Set cookies in a damp place for several weeks. Let mold form.
- Serve to your ~ally~ of choice
Happy Ally Week!