My day is ruined.
I hate straight people.
Where are my pies? Somebody deserves the Anita Bryant treatment.
lol wait…what. Kerrigan, come here to eat this pizza with me while I drink beer and laugh it out through my nose
Addison’s response: “Heterophobia lol”
Just live with me, C.
Why on my birthday month, too?
Fuck, all y’all cishets who came up with this can burn.
straight people are you kidding me