4 guys are playing golf. One guy goes to get everyone drinks. While the other three are waiting, they decide to brag about their sons.

“My son owns a successful car dealership,” guy #1 said. “He is so successful, he was able to give one of his friends two new cars.”

“My son is a successful realtor,” guy #2 said. “He’s so successful, he was able to give one of his friends a small house.”

“So? My son is a successful stock broker,” guy #3 said. “He is so successful, he gave one of his friends a stock portfolio and he made millions!”

Guy #4 walked up and gave everyone their drinks.

“So how’s your son doing?” guy #1 asked.

“Well,” said guy #4, “as it turns out, my son is gay.” The other 3 guys winced sympathetically, but guy #4 protested. “No, it’s fine. It’s great, actually. He must be doing something right. His last 3 boyfriends gave him 2 new cars, a small house, and a stock portfolio.”

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