Coming out to my grandma
I have been so far out of the closest for so long now that everyone knows, but my grandma apparently missed the memo. We were talking on the phone one day and this is how the conversation went:
Her: So are you still with Max?
Me: No Grandma, I broke up with him in the summer.
(It was about November or December when we had this conversation)
Her: Oh but he was such a nice boy… What happened?
Me: I’m uh… I’m not really into guys.
Her: Oh really? Since when?
Me: Since always. I mean I use to call Ursula (from Little Mermaid) Booboo Lady.
Her: Oh that’s right! Well, you’ll always be my girl no matter what.
-Little bit later in conversation-
Her: Y’know, all the gays should really come out from under the bed.
Me: The bed?
Her: Ya, ‘cause there’s no more room in the closet.
Man I love my grandma. She sometimes asks if I’m still gay, but that’s ok. Occasionally my mom says “No, she took a day off today” just to throw her XD