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A Visit to the Doctor’s:

Nurse: Are you currently sexually active?

Me: No…

Nurse: Have you ever been?

Me: Yes!

Nurse: What do you use for birth control?

Me: Homosexuality.

Nurse: ….Condoms?

Me: No! I’m a lesbian!

Nurse: Oh. Good.

(Submitted by sonozakimononoke)