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[Picture of a strip from the Dinosaur Comics webcomic. First panel: a T-Rex looks at the camera. The heading says ‘COMICS FOR ASEXUAL CHICKS AND DUDES. / today’s comic / UM, HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU’ Second panel: close up of T-Rex. He says “I suggest telling them that you’re asexual!” Third panel: T-Rex is about to step on a house. A dromiceiomimus looks back at him. T-Rex says “PROMBLEM: SOLVED. The end!” Fourth panel: T-Rex is about to step on a small woman. Utahraptor stands behind him. Utahraptor says “That uh, might not be the most helpful advice T-rex!” T-Rex says “Explain!” Fifth panel: T-Rex has stepped down and is turning back to Utahraptor. Utahraptor says “Well, if they’re still in the asexualty closet, you’re saying they should come out, which probably also means explaining to a confused AND amorous person what asexuality is! I can see people wanting to avoid that.” T-Rex says “FINE. Asexual people: you should do what I do when I want someone to not like me anymore!” Sixth panel: T-Rex alone. Heading says ‘WHAT T-REX DOES WHEN HE WANTS SOMEONE TO NOT LIKE HIM ANYMORE:’ T-Rex says, in a smaller font, “I sit in a boat until they go away”]
(Submitted by fibonaccisequins)

[Picture of a strip from the Dinosaur Comics webcomic. First panel: a T-Rex looks at the camera. The heading says ‘COMICS FOR ASEXUAL CHICKS AND DUDES. / today’s comic / UM, HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU’ Second panel: close up of T-Rex. He says “I suggest telling them that you’re asexual!” Third panel: T-Rex is about to step on a house. A dromiceiomimus looks back at him. T-Rex says “PROMBLEM: SOLVED. The end!” Fourth panel: T-Rex is about to step on a small woman. Utahraptor stands behind him. Utahraptor says “That uh, might not be the most helpful advice T-rex!” T-Rex says “Explain!” Fifth panel: T-Rex has stepped down and is turning back to Utahraptor. Utahraptor says “Well, if they’re still in the asexualty closet, you’re saying they should come out, which probably also means explaining to a confused AND amorous person what asexuality is! I can see people wanting to avoid that.” T-Rex says “FINE. Asexual people: you should do what I do when I want someone to not like me anymore!” Sixth panel: T-Rex alone. Heading says ‘WHAT T-REX DOES WHEN HE WANTS SOMEONE TO NOT LIKE HIM ANYMORE:’ T-Rex says, in a smaller font, “I sit in a boat until they go away”]

(Submitted by fibonaccisequins)