![[gifs of April from ‘Parks & Recreation’ wearing clown makeup at a party, speaking to the camera. “I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are?” “Last year I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp6ox40kmR1qbqac0o1_500.gif)
[gifs of April from ‘Parks & Recreation’ wearing clown makeup at a party, speaking to the camera. “I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are?” “Last year I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.”]
Gays invented Halloween.
I think I may have found my...costume… S wants...wouldn’t...