[Image: Four images. The first shows a photo of a couple standing on a mountaintop silhouetted against a stormy sky. “Once upon a time, I took a photograph of two people standing on a rocky hill.” Second picture: A hand holding a book which uses that image as its cover. “Some time later, I was contacted by an Evangelical Christian parish who wanted to use my photo (for free) on one of their books. I don’t really care for religion, but sure why not?” Third picture: Zoomed in on the photograph of the couple. “What I forgot to mention was that the couple in the photography…” Fourth picture: A black background with the trollface coming up from the bottom. “Are a lesbian couple. Oops.”]