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Of course, I couldn’t tell the kids at school I was a transvestite. They’d kill me with sticks. “Why are we killing him with sticks?” “I don’t know… he said a word we didn’t understand… and he won at Scrabble with it…”.

( Eddie Izzard, Dress To Kill (Submitted by myownlittlefantasy)
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the American armed forces have a distinct policy of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell towards the alternative sexualities. If you’re a bloke wearing a lot of makeup, I don’t think they need to ask, really. And so you can’t join! They go, “No! You can’t! Wrong shade of lipstick for the army, I’m afraid.” And they’re missing a huge opportunity here because we all know that the main element of attack is the element of surprise. So what could be more surprising than the First Battalion Transvestite Brigade?

( Eddie Izzard, Dress To Kill (Submitted by myownlittlefantasy)
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