freakingdork:

so apparently pinterest was too feminine bc two dudebros decided to create a website called “dudepins”

article in my local paper ends with:

As for [one of the founders], he would like to make sure prospective users know that women are welcome on dudepins, so long as their content is sufficiently manly. “My mother is an active user on dudepins,” he says. “Her stuff gets liked more than mine.”

lol at his mom getting more likes, but does anyone else want flood their site with gay graphics/fic and fashion pictures?

so yeah you should go join dudepins and post lots of “unmanly” things/things that will annoy straight cis dudebros. suggestions:

• gay porn
• knitting patterns
• the frilliest panties on earth
• the frilliest panties on earth on dudes
• pegging
• things about feelings
• pink things
• barbie
• babies
• feminism
• the kawaiiest anime that ever kawaii’d
• gender-binary expanding stuff
• cupcakes
• female superheroes
• flamboyant men

Public humiliation done right.

squishyeeyore:

Took my little sister toy shopping today. After much browsing, she chose a pack of Hot Wheels cars. She wanted to pay so I gave her the money. As we were waiting in line, some dude waiting behind us asks:

“Buying those for your brother?”

My sister gives him a weird look, “No. They’re mine.”

“You sure you want those, sweetheart? Those are for boys.” He says.

Before I can say anything, my sister yells, like truly yells at the top of her lungs, “MY MOMMY IS A GIRL AND DRIVES A CAR EVERY DAY! GIRLS CAN HAVE CARS TOO!”

The people in front of us in line turn around. The cashier actually stops what she’s doing. Everyone stares at this guy and he just sort of turns red, grabs his kid, and disappears into the Lego aisle.

Ha.