When people utilise heterosexist bullshit to criticise your non-het ship
"But they’re both [dudes/chicks]!"
[to the effect of] “Unless they say they’re [not straight] you shouldn’t consider that they might be!”
"Where’s all subtext? I can’t see it! [therefore it doesn’t exist]"
"It’s not canon!"
"It’s offensive to imply a character might be [not straight]!"
When I meet someone new and I’m kinda:
And they seem really cool and I want to be like:
And I slip in something queer/trans* related to test the waters and they’re all:
And I feel like being just:
But instead I’m totally:
And for good measure I’m: