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shutthefuckupstraightpeople:

I fixed them. 

cancerously:

roachpatrol:

devilishkurumi:

yolo-frollo:

wutevrz:

baligaphore:

dorothy-cotton:

sclez:

equiuszahhak:

why is this HAPPENING

What the shite.

Oh my fucking god

Correct me if I am wrong but didn’t adam and eve “heterosexuals: doing it right since the start of mankind” get us kicked out of the garden?

OH MY GOD

THYE ACTUALLY TRIED TO ACCUSE PEOPLE OF “HETEROPHOBIA”

HOLY SHIT NO ONE IS FUCKING WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE’S RIGHTS

GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF 

wake me up (wake me up inside)

Awareness Goals

• Give a respected political voice to heterosexuals

where have you guys been since the beginning of fucking modern civilization

also good for you your parents already know and you are never going to have to worry about them kicking you out of their house for being straight. good for fucking you.  the fact that there are people who think that this is the ~thing to do~ in response to PEOPLE WANTING EQUAL FUCKING RIGHTS makes me so fucking upset how do you JUSTIFY THIS

Wait, what the fuck is a heterosexual?

Oh my god hang on.

OH MY GOD NO DICKS DON’T GO IN THERE. 

the egg one is my favorites. you need to crack an egg to use it??? I mean this whole campaign is stupid but if I focus on it as a whole I will fly into a fit of rage.

[screenshot of a news headline: NY Archbishop Fears Gay Marriage Will Make Us Asian]

exxonblue:

Can we just look at this headline really quick.