On The Straight And Narrow (Minded), Part 2

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(Note: My coworker (who is flamboyantly homosexual) and I are the only two people working at the time.)

Coworker: “Hey ya, how’re you doing today? Is there anything we can help you find?”

Customer: “Leave me alone.”

Coworker: “I’m sorry, is something wrong?”

Customer: “I said leave me alone!”

(While the customer browses, I head to the back to get some categorizing done. I come back at the request of my coworker, only to hear the customer yelling.)

Customer: “I will NOT be serviced by some f****t! You people are gonna burn in h***, and I don’t want you taking me down with you!”

Coworker: *on the verge of tears* “Sir, I’m really just trying to—”

Customer: *points to me* “HIM! Let HIM help me! Ain’t no f****t gonna handle my records! You, there! With the beard! Come help me, please!”

(Instead of helping the customer, I wrap my arm around my coworker’s shoulder. Note that I’m not gay.)

Me: “Is my boyfriend unable to help you with your transaction, sir?”

Customer: *looks horrified and sprints out of the store*

(via notalwaysright.com)

(I am waiting on my mom to get out of her doctor’s appointment. I overhear a conversation between a 17-year-old patient and the doctor.)

Patient: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MIGHT BE PREGNANT?!”

Doctor: “Well, ma’am, you said you haven’t been having your period, and you have been having sex with your boyfriend, so it is highly possible.”

Patient: “But I’m a lesbian! I can’t get pregnant!”

Doctor: “Oh? I apologize. I thought you said you had a boyfriend. Well then, we should try other tests. And I apologize to you and your girlfriend.”

Patient: “Ew, what? I do have a boyfriend! Why would I date a girl?”

Doctor: “Then you aren’t a lesbian. And you are probably pregnant.”

Patient: “I am a lesbian! My mom told my boyfriend and I that she wished I was a lesbian so I wouldn’t get pregnant. My boyfriend and I decided that I was a lesbian, so mom wouldn’t have to worry.”

Doctor: “Miss, that is not how it works, and not what she meant.”

Patient: “Screw you! I know my mom better than you do. You just lost a patient since you don’t even know lesbians can’t get pregnant!” *storms out*

Source: Not Always Right

flammenherz submitted:

A body lotion titled “so straight”

So, where is the gay version?

[Photo of a Scrabble board including the following words, all of which are all interconnected: hard-on, drag, jugz, vagina, gender, pan, poly, fag, ace, gay, love, lesbian, bi, sex, trans, queer, two-spirited, bottom, inter, top, dyke, meh, boi, cis, consent, fun, and fluid]

Courtesy of LGBT Youth Line’s Twitter feed!

“Only gay in the world”, a gay (and brilliant) interpritation of rhiannas ‘only girl in the world.’ 

[Image description: black medieval style text in a semi-circle at the top above a black and white clip art style hammer hitting a clip art anvil; there is a multicoloured rainbow running between them. There is text below in handwriting style font in a semi-circle mirroring the top. Top text reads: “The Gay Blacksmiths Association”, bottom text in quotation marks read: “We don’t just bang metal!” End image description]